NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element: Wo−
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may
very from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils
at room temperature
2. Freezes
without any known reason.
3. Melts
if given special treatment.
4. Bitter,
if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet
as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have
great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of precious stones and absorbs quantities
of expensive substance.
2. May
explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
3. Insoluble
in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most
powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES
1. Highly
ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can
be great aid to relaxation.
TEXTS
1. Pure
specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
2. Turns
green when placed behind a better specimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
Can possess more than one, but advised to maintain
them at different locations so as the specimen do not come in direct contact
with each other.
!!!WARNING!!!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE
FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.
BE CAUTIOUS!!!
